{"id":979,"date":"2009-06-29T20:30:42","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T00:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2009-06-29T20:30:42","modified_gmt":"2009-06-30T00:30:42","slug":"celli-has-bacon-breath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/29\/celli-has-bacon-breath\/","title":{"rendered":"Celli has bacon breath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cooked some bacon for BLTs tonight. Cut the pieces in half to be sandwich-size. Adrienne had yoga, so I ate without her and left the 5 half-pieces on the plate for her. Then I went into the office and checked email.<\/p>\n<p>Adrienne got home and started making dinner. I look at the bacon &#8211; 4 pieces. I count again. I look on the table and floor. Then I see Celli on the bed, madly licking her chops. And she&#8217;s got bacon breath.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cooked some bacon for BLTs tonight. Cut the pieces in half to be sandwich-size. Adrienne had yoga, so I ate without her and left the 5 half-pieces on the plate for her. Then I went into the office and checked email.<br \/>\nAdrienne got home and started making dinner. I look at the bacon &#8211; 4 [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQPn-fN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":980,"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions\/980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davidtallacksen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}